Journal Entry 103113-A: Shire ADHD Scholarship Program!

Friends,

I received an E-Mail from Shire regarding their Scholarship Program for those of us that are diagnosed as ADHD.

I want to pass the link on to my friends!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

http://www.shireadhdscholarship.com/

Journal Entry 102313-A: The A is for Bama again!

Frenzied Football Fanatics,
These are Cliff's loser's for this week but I had to shut down my gamblin business cause I lost my butt last week but Alabama, Auburn and South Alabama won so that's all that really matters to me!
No yall I dont take bets so lets get to them loser's for this week's pigskin action!
1. Kentucky Boubon at Mississippi State Cowbells!
Thursday night at 6:30 CDT on ESPN!
Yall them cowbells are loud and Kentucky is a year or ten away!
Kentucky loses by a 7!
2. Boise State vs Brigham Young!
Friday night at 7pm CDT on ESPN!
Yall them Mormans are mean! Those Bronco's aint got a chance cause them Mormans are just mean.
Boise State loses by 10!
Saturday's Loser's!
3. Vanderbilt vs #16 Texas A &M!
11:21 CDT on ESPN3 or in Mobile on Channel 44!
Yall? If Manziel plays it's no contest.
The door gets slammed by the Collies! Vandy loses a shoot-out by 6!
4. #24 Nebraska vs Minnesota
11 am CDT on ESPN.
Yall? Cornfed Vs Gophers! I'm going with the old show "Coach" on this one but Gophers still lose but it's close by 3!
5. #10 Texas Tech vs #15 Oklahoma!
Yall I like them Oklahoma folks! I do.
I guess I've liked Red Raider's since the early 70's when my sister went to B.C. Rain High School and Texas Tech caught my attention but I think Oklahoma might win this one at home but not by much cause those Raider's are for real but they still lose by 2!
6. Duke vs #14 Virginia Tech!
2:30 pm ESPNU
Yall? Let's call it an upset on this one and the Hokies lose by 2 in a low scoring game!
7. #12 UCLA vs #3 Oregon!
6 pm CDT on ESPN.
Yall? I think the Mallards come out angry with the BCS!
UCLA loses by 14!
8. South Alabama vs Texas State!
6 pm on ESPN3! Televise these in Mobile somebody!
Yall? Our Jags are favored by 2 in this one against Coach Frans team.
I'm going with my Jags!
Coach Fran loses to Coach Jones by 9!
9. Florida Atlantic vs #11 Auburn!
6:30 pm on ESPN3!
Yall? Them War Eagles and Tigers "bi-polar" bunch! Lol. I'm just kidding. They are for real and this game is just to early for Owls.
Florida Atlantic loses by 21!
*Note: Roll Tide Roll but the Iron Bowl is gonna be "electric" in Jordan-Haire!
10. #6 Stanford vs #25 Oregon State!
9:30 pm on ESPN.
Yall? Beavers eat trees all the time!
They do!
Upset Time! Oregon State by 7!
Tennessee vs Alabama! No pick yall.
Coach Saban please let the smoke a cigar after this one?
2:30 on CBS!
They may need it cause it is Tennessee were playing and they are gettin better thats for sure yall!
Roll Tide Roll Yall!
Floyd Clifton Wooleyespn.com

Journal Entry 101813-A: The A is for Bama but this is Cliff's Losers!

Football Frenzied Fanatics,

I have some sad news for you this week- there are gonna be some loser's in College Football this week!

Here is my top ten loser's but dont hold against me if they win cause I'm tryin to make a living here!

1. #11 South Carolina vs Tennessee! Sorry Rocky Toppers! Yall lose by 9!
11am Central Southern Time. ESPN.
2. #15 Gawga vs Vandy! Sorry Vandy the door has been slammed shut. An wounded Bull Dog still will hunt. Vandy loses by 2!
11am Central Southern Time CBS?
3. #16 Texas Tech vs West Virginnie!
Sorry Mountain Men your outgunned and lose by 2!
11am Central Southern Time. Foxes.
4. #22 Florida vs #14 Missouri! Yall them cats are for real up in their mountains.
Sorry Gator Nation but you lose by 3!
11:21 pm Central Southern Time on ESPN3.
5. Kent State vs The University of South Alabama Jaguars!
Them Jags gonna have this game over in a flash. No reason to even go!
Flash lose 1!
2pm Central Mobile Southern Time.
ESPN3.
6. Iowa vs #4 Ohio State!
Lord them hawks are gonna pluck some buck-eyes. I think.
Iowa takes the shoe and Ohio State loses by 3!
2:30 Central Time on ABC!
7. #24 Auburn vs #7 Texas A&M!
I dont know which one but an Eagle or a Tiger is gonna get Johnny Football! Just is dang-it!
Collies lose by 2!
2:30 Southern Central Time! CBS!
8. #6 LSU vs Ole Mississippi!
Lord the Cajuns are gonna hate on me! I wish!
Hottie Toddie by Gosh!
LSU loses by just 1 Yall- okay?
6pm South Mississippi Time! ESPN2!
9. USC vs Them damn Irish!
Them damn Irish might surprise you up in Bend of that Lake!
So USC loses by 3!
Go Irish!
10. #5 Florida State vs #3 Clemson.
The damn Indians forgot their Arrows and a Tiger will eat you up in death valley from what I hear!
To their credit. At least they are still damn Indians!
FSU loses by 6!
7pm Central Southern Time! ABC!

YALL I JUST AINT PICKING BAMA!
I'M STILL SUPERSTITIOUS!

Please check with a real bookie before you call me with this weeks bet! My enforcer is the Terminator by God!

Please click the link for more information where-ever you find it in this post for gosh sakes til next week- pray for me yall!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

P.S.- Don't forget to pray for boo boo cause she has to live with me.
Poor thing.

Journal Entry 101113-A: This weeks Football Satire Posts!

Friends,
I enjoy writing the football Satire posts and hope they will be humorous in some way to someone that reads them and not offensive to football fans of any team- well because the posts are supposed to be all in fun.
Heck yall I'm a pretty big fan myself.
I used to think I was in the top 100,000 Alabama fans but I can't say that anymore only because I havent done my part lately.
Yeah I'm one of those people that thinks if you don't go to at least one game a year and leave hoarse and without the ability to speak the next day you haven't done your part as a fan.
Heck I'm one of those people that feels the whole neighborhood should call the law on me during the game for making too much noise but this week I had a lot going on and just couldn't find the humor in mind to write the posts.
I hope to find the humor next week but until then "Roll Tide Roll" Yall and "War Damn Eagle" too!
I want that Iron Bowl over at Jordan-Haire this year to put goose-bumps on all of us fans not to mention chills and I aint talking the flu yall!!
Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100913-A: My Granddaughter Cheering!

Friends,

I wanted to get my granddaughter Lauren Wooley posted in her Cheerleaders uniform from Last Saturdays Football game.

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100713-B: My Oldest Son, Grandson and Grand-daughter!

Friends,

Last Saturday I was fortunate enough to be invited to my Grand-Son Ethan Wooley's football game and to see my Grand-Daughter Lauren Wooley Cheer for her brothers team!

The Daphne Trojan's!

I just wanted to share my good fortune with you.

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100713-A: Sunset Over The Western Shore!

Friends,

The Sunset over the Western Shore of Mobile Bay on a Windswept Cool Early October Evening!

Aint it Romantic?

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100613-A: New York Jets vs Atlanta Falcons!

Football Fans,

On Monday Night Football televised on ESPN at 7:30 Central Time the New York Jets Visit the Atlanta Falcons.

The Jets should land in Hot Lanta at Hartz Fried Chicken International on 787 ready to have dirty bird for supper!

However I just don't think Atlanta is as bad as their record might indicate so for God Sakes!

The Jets lose by 2!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100413-B: The SEC!

Football Fans,

I beleive the South Eastern Conference should expand by two teams.

Those teams should be geographically located on the East Coast.

My list of possible candidates would be:

1. Virginia
2. North Carolina
3. Duke
4. Clemson
5. Florida State
6. Miami

Vanderbilt, Missouri or even Tennessee could be shifted to the Western Division.

Floyd Clifton Wooley

P.S.- The Atlantic Coast Conference most likely wouldn't be very happy but "what the hell"!

Journal Entry 100413-A: Kentucky vs South Carolina!

Football Fans,

Expect White-Out Conditions in Columbia, South Carolina Saturday Night whether The Ball Coach Orders them or not for them poor Kentucky Wild Cats as those well in the 20th Century they were called Cocks now their just Cocky Gamebirds otherwise known The USC of the South!

The University of South Carolina they be called.

Lord have mercy them Blue Cats aint got a chance caused them Game Cocks are gonna spur em alive in that William-Brice Stadium Saturday Night.

They should be sky high over in Columbia Saturday Night at 7:30 South Eastern Conference time and you can see this battle on ESPN300!

Kentucky loses by 6!

For more information on this game please visit the link!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100313-B: Missouri vs Vanderbilt!

Football Fans,

These posts are supposed to be funny and I hope they are cause because I'm about to lose my damn mind trying to be funny.

So here we go.

Missouri vs Vanderbilt Saturday Night in Country Town around 6:30 Tiger time well wait a minute no yes it's Commodore time too!

Them Doors oughta lose this game big to them Tigers with all them stripes from up Nawth in the mid-west round some mountains or somethin but they play in the East so this Saturday they travel back east to play them doors in Musicville Stadium.

Yall think them Cats are for real?

I do.

But them doors are gonna play the Banjo on them Cats in my upset of the week in the SEC!

The Doors are gonna send them Cats back west by 7!

For more information on this SEC shoot-out up at Ole Opry in Hee Haw land except Tim and Faith might be up there well lousyana.

Bottom-line is I love trying to write these posts and hope you enjoy em.

Please visit the link and enjoy your football week-end. Oh there is one game to write about but please see the link if you can find it! Just kidding yall!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100313-C: Louisiana State University vs Mississippi State!

Football Fans,

This weeks Pick of Dixie game!

LSU vs Mississippi State in Starkville Saturday Night at 6pm "Central Dixie" time on ESPN & N for God Sakes!

All right them damn Bengal Tigers oughta be pissed!

I'm not sure bout State dawgs but is anybody else sure about them State dawgs from Nawth Mississippi.

Damn Yankee dawgs!

They might have a chance but I doubt it cause Coach Miles has Mike all fired up so the bottom-line is I have no idea what I'm talkin bout cause I'm high on Sugar again.

But let's go with State to lose by 21!

If you would actually like to know more about this game Saturday Night please visit the link provided.

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100313-A: Arkansas vs Florida!

Football Fans,

Saturday Night at 6pm Hog Time on ESPN200.

Them Arkansas Razor-Back hoglets visit the Swamp in Gainsville, Florida to take on a bunch thus Florida Gators in what could be a real swamp if what's left of Karen gets blown far enough easterly.

I guess hoglets can swim but I've never seen one swim so they should be gator bait out them swamps.

But not so fast.

Them gators may have more than they can chew against them hogs.

No Hogs lose by 7!

Sorry President Clinton those Razor-Backs are a year away!

For more information on this affair please visit the link- who knows there maybe tickets available!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100213-C: South Alabama vs Troy!

Foootball Fans,

First let me say although an irreverent post I would hope President Moulton would be okay with it's satire.

God Speed President Moulton for many reasons more important to the people of Mobile, Alabama than football but Thank you Sir for your Hard-work in determination to bring football to The Mobile Bay Area and to The University of South Alabama.

Saturday at high noon Mobile, Alabama time South Alabama visits Troy and you can view it on ESPN3.

Coach Jones has done a pretty decent job with them wild-cat Jaguars and even if Tropical Karen doesn't develop and wet Jaguar Cats over in Trojanville, Alabama just South of the capital of the Confederacy up Nawth of thar in Muntgumery Coach Blakeneys in for a surprise.

By the way you know he graduated from Auburn Coach Jones?

The Trojan Horse may just tip over and some angry wild Jaguars and are gonna eat em alive- right thar in front of everybody!

You'll be able to hear Cats howling and Trojans all the way back to USA's Baldwin County Campus here in Fairhope, Alabama.

Lee calls the game on 105.5 and damn he can call a game.

Let's hope this hope this one aint called for weather cause them boys from Troy are goin down by 12!

Please visit the link provided to the Jaguars Athletic Site for more information on this game.

On a serious note. Rest in Peace President Moulton.

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100213-B: Ole Miss vs Auburn!

Football Fans,

Saturday Night at 7 pm Eastern Yankee time thus Damn Rebels visit them War Damn Eagle Tigers in the quaint little town of Auburn, Alabama just West of the border with Gawga out on the Southern Plains in Massive Jordan-Hare Stadium.

Lord them damn Rebels better be ready cause I think are gonna lose two-weeks in a row and Auburn soars back into the top 25!

Finnally!

Them damn Rebels lose by a field goal with a show down coming toward the end of the season in that same old Stadium that Shug used to stroll on between two pretty good football teams!

For more information on this clash of titans please visit the link provided.

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100213-A: Georgia vs Tennessee!

Football Fans,

This Saturday afternoon at 3:30 Eastern Yankee Time those Dixie Dawgs from Gawga visit old General Neylands Orange wonderland up near the Mason-Dixon line to take on them thus Rocky Toppers from Tennessee!

I am afraid those Rocky Toppers might have only a slight chance against them Dixie Dawgs from down South in old Athens if any at all.

The old Rocky Toppers are pretty scratched after last weeks cat fight with them upstart Jaguars from down in Old Mobile- the true Southern City!

Mobile hold out against them damn Yankees til late in that famous fight!

Anyway back to the Dixie Dawgs at the Old Rocky Toppers!

Best thing for them Old Rocky Toppers to do is grab Smokey and head up in them southern mountains right out-side town and find some shine after the square dance is over cause the Old Rocky Toppers lose by 9!

For information on this game please visit the link.

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 100113-A: Texas vs Iowa State!

Football Fans,

Thursday Night them Texas Steers with them thar horns travel north from SRV land otherwise know as Austin to Visit some Cyclops from Iowa State.

I'm pulling for Texas all the way in thar damn game that will be carried live on that spaced television network called ESP &N at 6:30 pm down Austin way time.

Iowa State doesn't have a chance even if a cyclone hit the dad-gum stadium in this game cause Coach Brown aint ready to be put out to pasture by them thar regions.

Iowa State loses by 14!

For more information on this game please visit the link.

Floyd Clifton Wooley

P.S.- Warning! This post was written on a Sugar buzz!