Journal Entry 092813-A: Who dat gone beat them Saints!

Football Fans,

It might be them dad-gum Dauphins!

Only problem is there's a cool Breeze in that old Mercedees Super Dome down there in Nawlins and thats the bottom-line.

Geaux Saints!

Who dat gone beat them Saints on Monday Night Football on their ESPN at 7:00 pm Central I think?

Not them damn Dauphins!

Sorry Mr. Baumhower. I like Miami too but not as much as Nawlins!

Saints by 2 in the fourth quarter then it's on in the French Quarter or at least it used to be for God Sakes!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

P.S.- Make dad-gum sure you have a bloody mary in the dome. If you have one you'll have six! Trust me!

Journal Entry 092713-E: UAB vs Vanderbilt!

Football Fans,

Saturday night at 6:30 pm "Heart of Dixie" time in Nashville, Tennessee where Faith hopefully spends some time Tim them Blazer's which I guess is dad-gum dragon which kinda fits Birmingham cause us South Alabamians feel like Birmingham is a dragon draining money out of Mobile anyway.

Them "Dragon" lover's take on them Vandy Commodore s which we don t even have in our Navy down here in South Alabama.

But them Commodore's have something of a football team to go with all them brains so if your not able to enjoy some country music and catch a glimpse of Faith and Tim- you know she's from Mississippi and he's a dad-gum Cajun.

Anyway.

Them dragons not only are gonna get their fire put out but drowned on top of it by them French Commodore's by at least ten.

If you would like to know more about the game visit the link and tell Doctor Lou I said hello!

The game is on ESPN300

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 092713-D: Arkansas State vs Mizzouri

Football Fans,

This Saturday night up in that little border state north of the Mason Dixon line another bunch of Cats entertain what used be a bunch of Indians from just South-East of there oh those Indians are from Arkansas State and unfortunately their now Wolves.

Here we go again.

The east leading Missouri Wildcats that sbould East or flip a coin down South with one of those Eastern Schools or a whole damn state about who is gonna move east or west but their is a game between some cats and dogs with one that used to Indians.

Oh hell Indians lose by a dad-gum touchdown or two.

I'm confused about which way is east or west right now.

If you would like to know more about this game please visit the link:

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 092713-C: Florida vs Kentucky!

Football Fans,

Florida visits the Blue Grass State Saturday to play some pretty tame Cats so dinner for Gator Fans and the Gators should be pretty tasty unless them cats get their staff together real quick like on some fine Kentucky Bourbon.

Better not count the cats out though cause one scratch might cause them Gators to wish they was at the Battle of 1812!

Gators lose by 1!

This game starts at 7 pm Gainsville time I think so please the link for more information:

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 092713-B: Texas A&M vs Arkansas!

Football Fans,

The most excitement those aggies may have in Arkansas is a trip to Hot Springs and the first quarter of Saturday's game in hogville.

The Bar-b-que hog oughta be pretty good to for those crazy Aggies after half-time when all those dogs leave after Johnny Football throws four touchdowns, draws four personal foul penalties and is ejected from the game for excessive celebration.

So don't count out the hogs in this game that starts at 6:00 pm on ESPN 2!

Aggies lose by 7!

For more information on this game please visit the link:

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 092713-A: My dog just said!

Friends,

I just dropped two drops of alcohol in my right ear and started a fire!

I looked at my dog and she said with a look!

"You stupid idiot! You should have been born a dog and found a good home!"

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 092613-C: South Alabama vs Tennessee!

Football Fans,

A pack of Wild Jaguars is gonna be uncaged in Neyland Stadium Saturday Morning "Mobile Time" on a few Volunteers short on musket balls and a few too Smokes to handle that them big Cats Coach Jones has caged up and brought up to Knoxville but don't count them Volunteers out even though their duck go well at all to say the least.

Old General Neyland would roll over in his grave if he knew his Volunteers down in Knoxville not far from Rocky Top were gonna get clawed up by a bunch upstart Cats!

Volunteers peeing Orange and Crying Orange by 2!

Go Jags!

If you would like to see more information about this game please visit the link:

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 092613-B: LSU vs Georgia!

Football Fans,

Why play this game!

Everybody knows Tigers don't like Dogs!

Georgia might eat a peach between the hedges and Coach Miles don't eat any Georgia grass- it might not be good for you man.

I think it's Cats over Dogs big in this one!

They might even pass out some green after this game to them Cats!

I think this game is at 2:30 Eastern Time on CBS but for God Sakes check the link provided!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 092613-A: South Carolina vs Central Florida!

Football Fans,

Are them Cocks from Columbia really going to Orlando to play them Knights?

Well the old ball Coach and I mean really old ball Coach may have something under his visor but I think them knights might give 'em hell if they can find King Arthur cause them Cocks fight like hell for that old Coach.

I say Central Florida loses by 21!

For more information on this game please visit the link provided:

Oh yeah this game starts at 11am Saturday on ABC "Heart of Dixie" time.

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 092513-B: Iowa State vs Tulsa!

Football Fans,

Please don't expect my prognastications on all the games this week- I'm gettin pretty old.

Don't expect the perfect storm in Tulsa tomorrow nite!

But folks a Hurricane is a brewing in Tulsa land for the Cyclones from up somewhere in Iowa when they visit them Tulsan's!

It's gonna be Golden but not so fast.

Iowa State loses by 21!

The game is Thursday night on Foxs1-1!

I had to write what little I could on my wrist about this game so...

For more information please visit the link provided:

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 092513-A: Virginia Tech vs Georgia Tech!

Football Fans,

Tonight the Turkey's from Virginia Tech University spend a few hours in a swarm of them Yellow Jackets in hot lanta.

Expect that goat coach to have them Yellow Jackets hiding in that old ramblin wreck to come flying out of their hive tonight when the horn blows and try sting old Beamers techies from old Virginnie but dont count the old coach's turkey's out of this one.

Yellow Jackets lose by a 1.25 to them Turkey's!

The game is on ESPN1000 at 6:30 time in the "heart of dixie"!

I didn't have room on my hand for anything interesting about this game!

For more information on this crucial game for a lot of folks please see the link below:

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 091813-A: My first thought this Moring!

Friends,

My first thought this morning "I oughta call my dad and ask him to lock me in an upstairs room and not let me out even if I'm screaming and hollering- let me out!"

Dad I love you! I'm just kidding.

I know you wouldnt do that. Yall used to let me out early.

I love you too mom too.

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 091813-A: I got her!

Friends, I was sitting in my recliner watching Iron Man II when I decided to walk in the bed room and their she was- laying there sprawled out on the bed with her back too me and I knew I had her right where I wanted her!!! I walked back in the living room grabbed my camera and thought "let me get a sexy picture of her before she realizes it's me and runs me out of the bed room"! I snuck back down the hall and slowly lifted my camera and snapped this sexy picture before she jumped up and just as I thought ran me out of the bedroom. She's laying in my lap now so I guess she might love me afterall! She even gently licked my arm before she laid down in my lap. So I guess my lovely dog does love me!!!! Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 091113-A: September 11, 2001

Friends,

A simple remembrance of those that were killed and Injured on this day in 2001.

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 091013-A: Roll Tide Roll!

Friends,

I just listened to my old cassette tape of the "old-fashioned" version of "Yea Alabama"!

My idea of the Best Case Scenario for Saturday afternoon at College Station, Texas that is where the Bear once walked the side-line!

Yall with the "twelth man and woman" standing on their feet.

AJ takes the team 99 yards in one minute to tie the game 10-10.

The game goes into over-time and the best Johnny Football can do is keep the field goal range!

Bama's pluck and grit show it's Dixie Football Pride and blocks the field goal!

AJ hits Amari Cooper in the Corner of the End-Zone to win the game!

That is what the Bear would like!

Roll Tide Roll!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Journal Entry 090413-A: Afternoon Drowsies.

Friends,

I havent posted anything on this page in a while so I thought I would post a picture of me and Annabelle "Boo Boo" Wooley trying to get over the afternoon drowsies.

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!
Floyd Clifton Wooley