Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Journal Entry 041514-A: I have the answer to this question!

Friends,
"He wanted to get run over"!
God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!
Floyd Clifton Wooley

Friday, April 11, 2014

Journal Entry 041114-A: I really Wish!!!

Friends,

I really wish!!!!!

"Someone would break in my store in the morning and drop one large dose of super duper pain medicine in my Coffee Pot!"

There should be plenty of time to get it done while I take Boo Boo to the Pier for her walk!

One big dose ought a do it for Christ Sakes!

I hope your laughing cause I might be serious!

You can remain anonymous and I'll to leave the Coffee pot on for you cause whoever you might be to me you would be an Angel from Heaven!

Stop by and see me and Boo Boo at Battleship Marine if you find anything on the three sites I advertise "merchandise" for-sale on in "pages" section located in the "right-side" of the web-version of my web-sites and please visit "letssellsomethin" for local businesses you may have a need for their products or services.

If you dont find what you need on the "Battleship Marine" site please let me order it for you.

I'm a small business but I will do my best to save you "time and money"!

Guaranteed!

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Journal Entry 040614-A: Abandon Ship!

Friends,

"All Hands on Deck! Adandon the God Forsaken Ship"!

"Praise Jesus and pass the ladies, children and pets a life vest and get em on a boat!"

"All men in the water"!

"She's going down fast to your life-boat stations! Men bring your weapons!

We'll fight to the death in the water til it's a bloody mess men"!

Have a nice Sunday I'm out of this bed and house and thats all there is too it my friends if I have to swim!

Stop by the store Monday I will be here and Open!!!!

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Friday, April 4, 2014

Journal Entry 040414-A: I love my Spoiled Rotten Best Friend!

Friends,
I love my spoiled rotten best friend!
Boo Boo is fantastic as a best friend!
"If she can't get my attention by barking at me. She runs into the back of my legs until she has my attention"!
It is so dang cute!
She has been my best friend through the good times and then the bad.
What she has done for me over the last ten years of bad times I surely will never forget!
She is as good a Service dog as any person could have that I can assure you.
I could never repay my dog for her love.
Our bond is amazing.
She could knock me down trying to get my attention and I wouldnt give a damn at all!
I wish she tech wizard but she isnt so when I get really frustrated I give her some love and after I close sometimes I just lay on the bed and she comes to me when I am in physical or lonely pain and licks me in the face til I cant breathe.
Now it takes love to lick me in the face as mean as I am to get me laughing!
:)
Stop by and see me and Boo Boo at Battleship Marine. We both Love people.
God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!
Floyd Clifton Wooley
P.S.- She has almost lost sight in that left eye and I have no idea what happened. It hurts me so damn bad.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Journal Entry 040314-A: Yall?

Friends,

"I Never thought I would live in a Century where you are Insane until proven guilty or physically disabled"!

Stop by and see me and Annabelle "Boo Boo" Wooley at Battleship Marine!

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

P.S.- "I just killed my first God-Damned Mosquitoe of the Year"!
Jesus please forgive me for cussing the little SOB!"

I Love George Carlin I hope to see him in heaven with Richard Pryor!
I'd like to see Eddie Murphy too but he probably wants to stay on this water covered rock longer than I do!!!!

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Journal Entry 040114-A: For my Birthday on the 14th of April 2014!

Friends,
 
I just called The Little Cake Shop in Spanish Fort about my birthday cake!
 
I have NO intentions of celebrating my 48th Birthday! None what-so-ever and for Christ Sakes I'm not angry about it for God Sakes- I just wanna drown my sorrows in some cake!
 
I am going to spend my last dime on one of their cakes and Boo Boo and I are going to eat until we are sick!
 
Hopefully It will flip me Manic and I will grow some wings and jump out of the tallest tree I can find for God Sakes!
 
No even better maybe I will go into Sugar Shock and fall out dead!
 
Yall I don't wanna die- my dog needs me. She does.
 
I do wanna drown my sorrows in one of those cakes! I do!
 
Folks that is how great their Cakes are at The Little Cake Shop in Spanish Fort, Alabama!
 
The best damn little cake shop in Alabama!
 
Friends they are fantastic cakes and the pastries are absolutely wonderful!!!
 
I'm not inviting one person in my family to my private cake party cause I don't wanna share! Please don't tell 'em cause I'd hate to have to be turned in for isolating!
 
I'm just funning there too. My whole family is invited but they better call in advance so we can order a bigger cake!
 
Stop by and see me at Battleship Marine in Fairhope, Alabama if you find anything on this site in the pages section that you would like to have or if you need boating supplies!
 
Lord they shouldn't need the business but give those ladies up at The Little Cake Shop a try and you will leave impressed and if you have their one of their cakes baked up for a special occasion my Lord I assure you that you will be impressed!
 
God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!
 
Floyd Clifton Wooley

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