Friday, April 15, 2016

Journal Entry 041516-A: Another Beautiful Day on Mobile Bay!

Friends, Customers and Visitors,

Another Beautiful Cool Overcast Day on Mobile Bay!

I hope you plan a visit to the Eastern Shore and Fairhope, Alabama!

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley 
Battleship Marine!


Thursday, January 7, 2016

Journal Entry 010715-A: Thank God for Sports!

Donald August 19 (cropped).jpg

Donald Trump


VS

Ted Cruz, official portrait, 113th Congress.jpg

Ted Cruz



Friend's,

They both want to build a wall!

The only problem is that the Donald wants Mexico to pay for the wall to keep the Mexicans out and by the time it's over- The Donald is gonna have Mr. Cruz deported back to Mexico by way of Canada so Mr. Cruz will have to pay his share for the Damn wall his-self to get back to Canada where he is supposed to have come from not Texas or Mexico.

I think Mr.Cruz wants to get back to the United States before the Presidential Election or something like that  so he can win win the Election next fall!

If that don't make sense- "I personally think we have a big problem between the Saudi Arabians and those damn Iranians!"

Formal portrait of Hillary Clinton with flag, 2009

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillary_Clinton

Personally I hope Hillary wins and blows em all away except the damn Mexicans!

"We might just need all the Mexicans in this country that can climb that fence so we can go fight another round in this Damn war or we might have to climb the damn fence ourselves to get out of here if those Arabs start a shooting war with Nuclear Weapons that they might just already have and manage to draw us into it- which seems pretty likely at some point in the future!"

Peace, Love, Knowledge and the Crimson Tide!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

*Note: The Planet wide Economic and Military Chaos? "It's all the Damn Russians fault! They need to buy Chinese so the Chinese can control their friend's in North Korea and the Chinese need to buy from the United States so we can fight these Damn Wars!!!



Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Journal Entry 093015-A: I aint quite ready....

Friend's and Customer's,

I aint quite ready to quit paying tribute on the second night after her passing!

Annabelle "Boo Boo" Wooley

2002-2015

CKC registered Yorkshire Terrier.

"Little girl you were the best dog I have ever had in my life! The 13 years that you slept next to my ex-wife and I or just by me will never be forgotten nor will the 1000's of Marley and me moments you shared with me!

Hopefully your in a place where your candle will never burn out waiting on your family and friends that Love you.

You have some children of your own to keep you busy til we get up there.

Your little heart that was so big in life and ready for a fun time just gave out.

Right next to me and not on some cold steel table!

I will always love you and maybe we will get to see each other again one day!

God Bless, Peace Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Saturday, August 29, 2015

Journal Entry 082915-A: Squall in the Distance!



Friend's and Customer's,

I had just left Thomas Hospital in Fairhope, Alabama after stopping at Wal-Mart where a friend that I once sold a home too mentioned this stretch of Fairhope Beach.

I had gone to the hospital to check on my dad that had open heart and by-pass surgery last week and wanted to just see the water something most everyone in my family loves!

I knew there was a short public pier located along this stretch of the beach and went there to think about my dad.

I was messaging my daughter about dad's condition or situation and snapped these pictures.

I sent one to her and my oldest son and my daughter responded how beautiful the photo was so I decided to share the photo's with you because we both agreed that this was a beautiful scene looking North Toward the Fairhope, Alabama Pier and off to the North Daphne, Alabama where my daughter my daughter lives with her husband!

I hope you enjoy the photo's as much as we did.

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Journal Entry 062315-A: I did something I havent done in ten years!







Friend's and Customer's,

Saturday night the 13 and the morning of the 14th I logged out of Facebook and decided to do something I haven't done in 10 damn years for God Sakes!

I drove over to New Orlean's!

The last time I went over there with my ex-wife was either right before or right after Hurricane Ivan.

Hell I can't remember if it was right before or right after hurricane Ivan.

All I know is she sat with a fortune teller and Jesus Christ- well she didn't sit with Jesus Christ that's for sure.

2005 was suppossed to be somebody's wonderful year but it sure as hell wasn't mine and I don't think it was hers either!

In fact I think 2005 was the worst year of my God-Damned life!

I think 2005 was for a lot of us to be perfectly honest so I didn't go looking for no fortune tellers this time around- I just wanted to take in the sights and sounds of the French Quarter!

I had a wonderful time and hopefully the jinx is off- yeah that's about right. We will have to see about that my friend's.

I did have a wonderful time though that night in June of 2015!

I even played a few slot machine's at Harrah's before I left. I was actually up about six bucks before I gave it all back to the machine.

I actually walked out of their with a smile on my face.

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Journal Entry 052715-A: Annabelle Boo Boo Wooleys Memorial Day Treat!

Friend's and Customer's,

Annabelle "Boo Boo" Wooleys Memorial Day treat was a trip to the Fairhope, Alabama Pier Park and when we left- I took her harness and leash off so she could run free on the Beach!

"I figure any woman that has to wake up next to me deserves a lot of treats!"

"Well she does wouldnt you agree?"

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley
Battleship Marine!!



Thursday, May 21, 2015

Journal Entry 052115-A: She just got a whoopin!

Friend's and Customer's,

Annabelle "Boo Boo" Wooley just tried to leave me while I was testing my daughter!

She got one heck of a whoopin!!!

Two women and three wives leave me and at 49 my dog tried to leave me?

Naw! Naw! Naw!

I didnt whip this dog yall!

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley
Battleship Marine!

P.S.- I missed a customer but I aint whoopin this dog!

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Journal Entry 051215-A: She was waiting on me last night!


Friends and Customers,

I just had to say something about this photo I took last night when I got home from Wal-Mart!

I guess she is my little best friend- I sure hope so!

"Damn- I even doubt my poor little dog?"

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Monday, May 4, 2015

Journal Entry 050415-A: I am so bad!!

Customers and Friends,

I am so bad!!!!!

When I was born- my mama asked the doctor if she could slap my butt!!

I love you mother!

God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!

Floyd Clifton Wooley

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Journal Entry 042515-A: I called in Sick!

Friends and Customers,
"I called in sick this morning!"
I wish I was just layin out like I always used to as much as possible!
I was just sitting here in the breeze under the carport reading somebody's tag.
My dogs even laying here with me at least she was til I took this picture.
I thought "damn there must have been a bunch of nerds at the power of 5 born in 45 and 66?
"I guess I'm one of them!"
God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!
Floyd Clifton Wooley
P.S.- Here's to my friend Dan O.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Journal Entry 041315-A: She ate somethin!

Friends and Customers,
"She ate somethin!"
"I got her to eat somethin!"
Thank God for Tameril P!
God Bless, Peace, Love and Knowledge!
Floyd Clifton Wooley
 
 
 

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Journal Entry 040815-A: Our Church!

 
 
 
 
Customer's and Friend's,
 
I have an idea for a Church!
 
I'm actually serious about this even though it sounds insane so please follow along?
 
How about a Church where our Pets are Welcome.
 
Everyone is Welcome- I mean Everyone!
 
We have someone that reads the word of Jesus Christ Only!
 
The rest of the Service is dedicated to nothing but singing and dancing to our favorite "Positive" Non-Killing No Hell Music!
 
Oh God the Father and Christ the Son!
 
What I am about to say next may get me shot but hopefully not.
 
I've never read the Koran but if there are passages that meet the above criteria then personally "I wouldn't mind hearing them too- if you don't mind me saying so?
 
I don't want to be NO preacher so maybe the members could take turns reading strictly the words of Jesus- those details could be worked out later.
 
In fact all the details could be worked out later but what an idea?
 
No Killing! No Hell! Everyone including our Pets are welcome and plenty of dancing and music!
 
Have a wonderful day!
 
Floyd Clifton Wooley
Battleship Marine!
 
P.S.- We can worry about how the real God, His Son Jesus Christ and their multitude of beings get us to Heaven out in that vast Universe Later!
 
 
 
 

Monday, March 30, 2015

Journal Entry 033015-A: Brother Swaggert Visits China yall!

 
 
Friends,
 
First with all due respect "My Mother Loves Brother Swaggert!"
 
Secondly with all due respect "Baton Rouge is pretty close and China is even closer so please No offense to either party!"
 
"It's just a Joke yall but wouldn't it be cool if Brother Swaggert and the Chinese could find something in common ?"
 
"I just wanted to post this as a joke yall before something happens and I can't post anymore!"
 
I laughed so hard when I got these in the mail I almost had a heart-attack! I Did!
 
Floyd Clifton Wooley
 
P.S.- "Yall I had too be bad or I wouldn't be my mother's son!"

Monday, February 23, 2015

Journal Entry 022315-A: Am I on Port or Starboard Today?

Customers and Friends,
 
"I'm not sure if I am on the Portside or the Starboard side Today but It sure aint the side I wanna be on for Christ Sakes!"
 
"I have no idea what I wrote means I just wanted to right a post for God Sakes!"
 
Regardless Me and Boo are still here at Battleship Marine if you need us!
 
Floyd Clifton Wooley
 
Roll Tide!!!
 
 
 
 
 

Friday, February 20, 2015

Journal Entry 022015-A: Without her barking....

Friends and Customers,
 
"Without Annabelle "Boo Boo" Wooley barking at me while I take these tests- I just wouldn't know what to do!"
 
"I did break down today and finally read the directions on one test I have taken 10 times but I don't think it helped much but I tell you what did help is that it warmed up today and I had some customers!"
 
"I guess I did okay on the tests- who knows?"
 
"I'm not even sure what this post is really about anymore! LOL!"
 
Please browse the "merchandise" pages located in the upper right hand corner of the "web version" of the three sites I advertise "merchandise" for-sale on and please dont forget my local "advertiser's" on the two other sites!
 
I sell to the do-it-yourselfer parts and accessories here at Battleship Marine and hopefully one day more of the Nautical and SEC gifts!
 
Yall I'm tired of writing- just stop by or call if you need anything!
 
The link to Luminosity is below.
 
Peace and Love!
 
Floyd Clifton Wooley
 
 
 
 

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Journal Entry 021915-A: I just dont give a damn!

Friends and Customers,
 
"I just don't give a damn- I'm happy as hell with Today's numbers if you don't mind me saying so?"
 
"You would too I promise if you knew why!"
 
The weather is warming up in a few days, I'm from Alabama, I love women and dogs but I also love Battleship Marine!
 
Yall have a safe Thursday and give me a call or stop by if you see something on my website that you need for your boat!
 
If you don't see it please let me try to get it for you!
 
Peace and Love!
 
Floyd Clifton Wooley
 
P.S.- The link to Luminosity is below:
 
 
 

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Journal Entry 021815-A: Teacher was that the Bell?

Customers and Friends,
 
"I swear I heard the bell ring! I was packed up and ready to go but teacher had another dang assignment!"
 
"I scored 54% on one of these tests and that's just fine with me- I'm out of here but I guess I'll be back tomorrow that is at Battleship Marine!"
 
Peace and Damn Love for Christ Sakes!
 
"I turned CNN off hours ago- for God Sakes!"
 
The damn link is below!!!!
 
Floyd Clifton Wooley
 
 
 
 

Monday, February 9, 2015

Journal Entry 020915-A: Luminosity Update!

Friends and Customers,
 
I'm not ready to challenge my friends to this game but you maybe?
 
I have provided a link below.
 
"As for my scores there just flat as hell!"
 
"I wish I was on a sailing ship far, far away which is the original purpose of this page!"
 
To Advertise Nautical Gift Items "available" at Battleship Marine but that's fine. You have to crawl before you can walk and I'm looking forward to a "4th" Boating Supply Season here at Battleship Marine!
 
"I do have a few items to the right of this post in the "Merchandise Pages" that you may be interested in browsing. I'll expand the line.
 
Stop by or give me a call if you find anything on my "Merchandise" pages that you would like to have!
 
Floyd Clifton Wooley
 
 

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Journal Entry 020815-C: Is Dorothy in The Jungle?

Friends and Customers,
 
I'm still looking for that bad ass young woman to play Dorothy in my 21st Century production of the Classic Wizard of OZ and I come upon a clue as to where she may be.......
 
Is Dorothy in the Jungle as it mentions on this sign?
 
"I will look there then for Dorothy and maybe she will find me there in the Jungle!"
 
"But where is the damn Jungle?"
 
Floyd Clifton Wooley
 

Journal Entry 020815-B: My Life Is Like....

Customers and Friends,
 
"My Life is Like a Modern Day Wizard of Oz without Dorothy."
 
"I think I play the part of the "Tin Man, Scare Crow and the Lion all wrapped into one!"
 
As you can see I have Dorothy's Yorkie if I could only find Dorothy?"
 
"I am looking for one bad ass young woman to play Dorothy because there are no good witch's and even the Wizard is Evil in this 21st Century production of this Classic!"
 
Floyd Clifton Wooley
 

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